“Juice cleanse? I so got this.”
First bottle of green juice: down.
“I can’t drink coffee? What?”
Second bottle of green juice: down.
You’re starting to hate everyone and everything.
Third bottle of green juice: down.
While you sip your stupid juice, you glare at your coworker’s lunch like:
The thought of drinking another green sludge-colored drink makes you want to cry.
All you want to do is take a nap.
Food is all you can think about.
You’re so hungry, you’re starting to hallucinate.
You don’t even care anymore.
“Screw it, I’m ordering a pizza.”
SO. MUCH. BETTER.