Maybe you don’t know the first thing about soccer (it’s okay, neither do we). Even if you don’t appreciate the game of “fútbol,” you can still revel in the supreme hotness of the World Cup players. I mean, hoards of muscular, beautiful dudes sashaying back and forth down a field—what’s not to love?! For your viewing pleasure, we’ve created an all-star lineup of soccer’s finest eye candy. Welcome to the field of dreams; this drool-worthy gallery is sure to convert you into a soccer fan in no time.
Pedro Rodriquez (Spain)
That smile! Those eyes! We could drool over this dreamy Spanish forward for days.
Jack Wilshere (England)
With his English charm and boyish good looks, this gorgeous Brit makes a knockout center fielder.
Aleksandr Kerzhakov (Russia)
Russia has never looked quite so good. We’ll spectate his matches any day.
Gyan Asamoah (Ghana)
Gyan’s good looks might help us forgive Ghana for eliminating Team USA in 2006 and 2010.
Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal)
Is it just us, or is it hot in here? Google his Armani ads…you’re welcome.
Thomas Vermaelen (Belgium)
We’d kick it with this Danish hottie any day of the week.
Fabian Schar (Switzerland)
He’s only 22, but this sexy Swiss has a few tricks up his sleeve.
Liassine Cadamuro (Algeria)
Tall, dark, and handsome. Need we say more?
Claudio Marchisio (Italy)
Mama Mia! We’re loving this sultry, brooding Italian.
Iker Casillas (Spain)
Sorry, ladies—this Spanish hunk is happily married. That doesn’t mean a girl can’t dream, though.